Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
Randomize