This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
I nicked my vulva while shaving and I'm about to go on a date where I will be having sex. Which bandaid: My Little Pony or princesses?
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
I smell like Dick and happiness
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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