Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
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