I wanna bring you to show and tell
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
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You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
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The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
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