he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
The salesman looked at me like I was crazy when I explained the need for a headboard that had slats so I could handcuff people to it
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
Pooping to opera.
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