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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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