we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
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I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
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She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
Good morning! Just thought I'd give you my yearly reminder that we lost our virginities 7 years ago, yesterday.
That's the best creepy text ever.
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
FUCK WHALES
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
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