Nicole vs. Life
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
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