i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
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