ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
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On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
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I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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