guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
You got me 4 pizzas and i just saw this. I'm too drunk for this shit. I just yelled "4 pizzas holy shit!" At the pizza dude
I have sent texts to the pizza delivery guy telling him he was beautiful. Oh and you almost got a ticket for pissing in public. And I smell like cheese.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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