But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
i think my tv is drunk
ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
The number of injuries I get impersonating Shakira while drunk is getting ridiculous. Sprained vagina, dude.
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
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