You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
THEY NOW HAVE MIXED DRINK EMOJIS! LIFE IS GOOD! PRINCESSES DON'T DRINK BEER
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
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