I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
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She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
The amount of alcohol I'm going to consume on my birthday is directly proportional to the amount of shit I've had to put up with this past year. Which is a lot.
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
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Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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