Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
Currently at a bar observing the mating patterns of drunken people in their 60s. This is hilariously terrifying. Hope he has Viagra.
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
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