im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
Randomize
