Roman Polanski is more welcome at my daughter's birthday party than you are at that bar
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
Randomize
