the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
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there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
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She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
My kid just put flowers in my hair to make me pretty, then showed my boobs to an entire playground. He's either the best wingman or the worst.
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
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