there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
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he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
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i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
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