Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
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