quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
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are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
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Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
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