love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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