It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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