sometime during the course of last night, i decided to get donuts for this morning. i'm a fucking genius when i smoke.
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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