We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
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Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
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Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
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