Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
I saw a sign that said worlds largest frying pan next exit. Way to do your fucking part Iowa.
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
If there's so much of a hint of a whisper from somebody I didn't tell personally, I will cut off your balls with a chainsaw, cauterize the wound with a flaming rusty spoon, feed your balls to your dog, and feed them to you when he shits them out, capiche?
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
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