She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
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I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
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It's not really the holidays until I raid the medicine cabinet. Happy hydrocodone to me
And a merry methadone to all
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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