that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
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He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
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Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
Dude. Why is there a hamster in my pocket? WHAT THE FUCK WAS IN THAT JOINT
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
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