I woke up naked in my living room and my mom was next to me like we need to talk
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
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just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
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diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.