i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
Best news of the day: the hot chick at the funeral was NOT related to me... Thank god
A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
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