Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
Before I go in, is 'I just got a root canal 2 hours ago' a good excuse to show up drunk to yoga class with a 6 pack? Because if not I think I need to go home.
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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