OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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