she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
Randomize
