YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
In retrospect, pretending to punch a 9 year old girl in the face was a terrible analogy to use in a piano lesson.
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
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Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
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Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
I think I just sharted jello shots
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