hotel room ftw
Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
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tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
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It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
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