if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
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