i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
There was a selfie of you in the dark pointing at the camera with a duck face. You sent it to my 60 year old mother with the caption "you behave"
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
We're going as conductors of the hot mess train and nobody rides for free
Our tip jar will say "just put the tip in, see how it feels"
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
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