John tries to set me up, and she has 1 arm. I'm a nice guy, but 2 arms is kinda a requirement
No subtext here. People are naked.
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
My breasts were aching with rage.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
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