woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
She def said "you had your chance!" after telling me she had a boyfriend. Like a pile of dogshit lecturing me on how I missed out on having itself stuck to the bottom of my shoe.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
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