is your mom at the bar?
Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?
the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
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Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
You may now shotgun with the bride
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
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He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
The guy in the room next to me just offered to hide the next dose of morphine he will get for his broken leg under his tongue and then swap it with me in exchange for a roll of the good toilet paper my parent brought for me last they visited. The psych ward is a lot more hardcore than I thought.
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