Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
Dear Beer Goggles, it's time to see the eye doctor. With love, your biggest fan.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
Failing this, see a doctor for elephant tranquillisers, to be taken with whiskey orally, twice at dawn.
where are my pants?
in the oven.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
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