Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I thought you were single?
I am. But thats cuz no one wants to marry shame and regret doused in tequila. But thanks for reminding me ya dick.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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