is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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