I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
Just saw a guy doing jumping jacks at the gym. I don't even have to create a punch line for that
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
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She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
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If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
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