do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
Nothing says I've got my life together like vomiting on the groom and passing out at your youngests sisters wedding
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
I donkey kicked that mother fucker. Never stood a chance.
It was a door. A completely inanimate object, of course it didn't stand a chance you idiot.
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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