That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
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