it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
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Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
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Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.
God, I missed his penis.
Will exercising make me less horny?
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