Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
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