i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
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