a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
did you hook up at the wedding?
No but I jerked off on the hotel sheets. I wanted to get my moneys worth.
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
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I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
I just puked in a penis shaped cake pan. I've hit an all new low for a Tuesday.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
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How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
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