Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt
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