so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
Just because I'm sleeping with him doesn't mean I'm in love with him, it means that I want to have sex with someone who isn't a serial killer.
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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