I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
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He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
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Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
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