No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
if i get the "i'm engaged" text one more time, i'm going to shoot myself in the face so my cats won't eat it when i die alone.
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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