Hotel room at 3 am. She's 42. Stockings and heels. All because I opened with a joke about cougar hunting. We'll high-five later.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
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