that shirt you're wearing that says "officially single" makes me think you'll be that way for a really long fucking time.
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
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i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
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People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
It's 5am and I come home to you naked on the kitchen table and 3 people I never saw before fucking on the back porch ... and my weed gummy worms are gone. fuck you I'm taking your mom's offer
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
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