dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
the lady at Walgreens winked at me when i asked where the cherry chapstick was... damn u katy perry!
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
Even my vagina gasped.
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
There's even glitter on my cock...
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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